- Movie theater worker: *Upon seeing my smeared mascara* Just come out of The Fault In Our Stars?
- Me: No
- Me: How to Train Your Dragon 2
i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that
"I’m so full of you that there are parts of me that can only respond to your touch. My hair, my mouth, my throat: they’re all anxious for you. They’re all waiting. Anyone else feels like they don’t belong. But you, you’ve got me all wired up, nerves twisted into knots, hands fucking shaking before they’ve even touched. You feel like home even though you’re not. That’s the most terrifying part of it all. You’re not, but the rest of me is convinced that you are."
"The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back."
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*
"We could be together if you wanted to."
it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything